A couple of recent games from the French Team Championships caught my eye, especially when juxtaposed with each other. While only the first was a King's Indian Defense (the second was a Philidor), both featured the kingside pile-up by Black characteristic of the classical variation of that opening.
The first game, Bunzmann-Nataf, looked like a sure success for White. Almost all the kingside lines were closed, while White's queenside counterattack was starting to rip up the board. That's the danger for Black in this opening: while he's busy shoveling all his pieces to the kingside, his opponent can beat him to the punch by outflanking him on the queenside. Yet despite appearances, Nataf had things in hand, and a splendid sacrifice proved at least equality for Black. White erred in a complicated position, and Black was quickly winning.
The second game, Sebag-Kazhgaleyev, was a Philidor Defense, but it soon took on the characteristics of the KID. This time Black's kingside play looked more promising (though at the cost of a sacrificed queenside pawn), but appearances were again deceptive. White's defensive line was sufficient (though Black probably enjoyed dynamic equality), and while Black was delaying his kingside break, his happy opponent successfully infiltrated the queenside and won.
There are two morals. First, the joking one mentioned in the title: the pile-up is guaranteed to work, except when it doesn't. Great, you say: how do we tell the two cases apart? There probably isn't any easy answer to that, but one thing we can say - and this is our second moral - is that when the kingside gun is loaded, fire! Nataf did and succeeded, while Kazhgaleyev could have, but waited forever (more exactly, 6 or 7 moves...but that's practically an eternity in a race situation). Sometimes, even in race situations, it's right not to hurry. Sometimes there's a little tidying up to do, a little finessing that needs to be taken care of, a moment of prevention needed before landing the knockout punch. But hesitating in a race is usually a bad idea, and so it was here.
See for yourself.